A Failed Diet Plan

April 16, 2018

I think I don’t grow anymore since I was graduated from junior high school. Yeah, junior high school. My height and weight don’t change. But my body isn’t ideal. Some people said that I was too short to be chubby. I don’t think they were wrong.

I don’t remember when I got this fat belly. I thought it was already there since I was born LOL because almost of my family members had it so I thought it was my family genetics. But it was wrong! My youngest sister doesn’t have it. She is the smallest in my family. She will be graduated from her primary school next year but she still looks like a five years old girl. I am very envy to her 😠

I wanted to diet. I planned it and I bought everything I wanted to eat in a week. I bought wheat bread, yogurt, apples, low fat milk, a big box of oatmeal, slice cheese, a box of green tea pouch, some sachets of instant cream soup, and a bunch of pasta. Now I wanted to review them all.

The first menu is a sandwich which was made from two loaf of wheat bread, cornet, and a slice of cheese. It’s really not recommended guys if you don’t have a fridge because cornet can’t be survived for a long time if it is already opened. You need to save it in the fridge to keep it fresh. I also was so stupid because I directly ate the cornet without cook it. It’s edible but still it’s not good for health. I didn’t know how to cook it. I only had a rice cooker in my room and I failed to cook the cornet in the rice cooker.

The next menu is a bowl of oatmeal. I mixed it with corn flavored Energen and yeah it’s totally delicious. Without any toppings, the oatmeal was very plain. I actually wanted to make another oatmeal mixes because I was easily bored eating the same food everyday. Beside that, I was also too lazy to wash a bowl every time I finished eating so I only rinse it with water (Warning: not to be imitated).

I also tried mac and cheese. Oh my gosh, it was the worst of all the menus I’ve tried. I followed the recipe from the internet which was only needed a rice cooker, milk, macaroni, and cheese. But I failed. The problem was I used slice cheese. I should try that with mozzarella cheese. Well, I am so done with pasta cooking. I only could make instant spaghetti with instant sauce. I will try pasta cooking again when I have my own kitchen. In fact, mac and cheese is literally my favorite food right now and I failed that 😫 I even didn’t touch for a little and just threw it away. All I did was just making the rice cooker dirty.

Beside trying some diet menus, I also had apples, yogurt, green tea, and cream soup. Oh yes, the green tea was suck. It’s not like matcha flavor in any food and drinks. The green tea was very bitter. Was that because I didn’t add sugar? But if I added sugar then it wasn’t a diet plan. I was also too lazy to have it in a glass so I used plastic water glass instead. Again, it’s really not recommended because you can’t use plastic for hot drinks.

I think that’s all I tried for my diet. The reality is far from my expectation. I assumed that I failed this diet plan. I only did on a week and couldn’t survive for a month. I couldn’t reject when my friends asked me to eat together. First, I could. I didn’t want to eat rice since I had already eaten oatmeal. I also avoided chickens as much as I can. But after that, I surrendered. So sad.

NOTE FOR MYSELF (and also to readers): DO NOT TRY HOMEMADE DIET PLAN IF YOU ARE TOO LAZY TO WASH DISHES. BUY A PACK OF DIET FOOD AND DRINKS FROM ANY DIET AGENTS.